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Question 1 – Will there be noisy guests at the hotel?

Certain hotels / resorts cater to a noisier crowd so that is a valid concern. If you are looking for a quiet vacation then it’s a good question to ask.

Question 2 – Can you make sure I don’t get a window seat on the plane because I just had my hair done?

This is also a valid concern. Just because you can close your window, doesn’t mean you can close the windows for the people in front and in back of you. In fact if the travel agent was really good, they would figure out what direction the pax was traveling in and seat her based on which side of the plane the sun will hit.

Question 3 – Do they have different money in other countries?

Not really a stupid question because you can use the US dollar in many countries.

Question 5 – Can you guarantee no pet has never been in the hotel room?

This is a very valid concern for someone that is very allergic to pets. I wouldn’t want to spend my whole vacation not being able to breathe because I booked a room that sometimes has pets in it.

Question 6 someone already covered

Question 7 – Is it windy on the beach?

How is this a bad question? Some beaches are way windier then others, such as beaches in Aruba.

Question 12 – What time does the sun come up in Australia?

Not a dumb question at all, I’m sure it was asked with regard to the time zone difference. Furthermore the sun comes up at different times depending on your proximity to the equator.

Question 17 – Is our relationship like a client/lawyer relationship?

That’s not a bad question if one spouse is planning travel behind the others back.

Question 20 – Don’t tell my fiancé this is where I took my first wife for our honeymoon.

This isn’t even a question

Question 21 – Can we pet the lions on an African safari?

There are some places where you can pet and hold wild baby tigers so it’s not the worst question in the world.

Question 23 – Could you provide me a list of any brothels on the Gold coast?

Seems like a very good question to me.

Question 25 – I’d like to get married in the Caribbean on an island where the marriage is not legal in the U.S.

For someone who just wants a symbolic wedding, this seems like a good request.

Question 43 Can you ask the airline to block the seat next to me so I can stretch out?

There actually is an option for this on a New Zealand airline called the skycouch,

Question 71 -I don’t want to go anywhere where there’s topless sunbathing. My husband will spend the whole vacation looking at other women.

This isn’t even a question

Question 83 – How many pairs of socks should I pack?

That’s a fair question. If you were traveling to the Caribbean, I wouldn’t recommend many pairs at all. If you were traveling to Scotland, I would recommend bringing extras.

Question 85 – Are there sharks in that ocean?

This is a pretty good question. Some oceans like the Alantic have way more sharks than in the Caribbean.

Question 98 – What is the safest seat on a plane if it crashes?

A middle seat towards the back on the plane is the safest seat in a plane crash. This isn’t a stupid question.

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